November 2010
12 posts
Stoned Spring Break Road Trip
The scene: Spring break road trip from Boston to Philly in my friend nick’s 1999 V6 Ford Taurus. We are stuck on the George Washington Bridge at 1am. I (calvin) am driving and Nick is in the passenger seat.
Nick: I have to poop
Calvin: Well we arent going anywhere fast so you’ll have to hold it
Nick: I think I’m prairie doggin’
Calvin: We should smoke some more so...
joints.
C: ok, so should i roll two good size joints for both of us or one big fatty joint?
L: how bout a two fatty joins for the both of us?
haha (:
my first time with edibles.
Me and my two best friends came up with this ingenious plan: Make weed brownies. Needless to say, it was a huge success.
Basically, we bought a half an ounce, and just poured it into our brownie mix, since we were all n00bs, we didn’t know to make hash butter, we used a 9X9 pan and cut the brownies into 9ths. We each ate three. Two hours later it hadn’t kicked in, so we in defeat...
After hot boxing his car
we’re on our way to homecoming, just smoked and driving back to our friends house for the pictures.
Me: Dude, look how fucking funny my finger looks. I can’t put my middle finger up in a full 90 degree angle.
Him: tries it Look, I can
Me: laughing No, you can’t!
So we’re both laughing and looking at our fingers and just fucking around with our fingers
I look up
Me:...
Smoking in the woods
we’re talking about blowjobs
Lauren: How do you guys rate the quality? Like, I’d say my blowjob was worth at least $20
Robert: CRACKS UP It’s not like that!
Lauren: What, so if you got a really crappy one, you wouldn’t be like, damn that girl wasn’t worth anything?
Robert: still laughing, points behind him It’s not like we’re like, oh that girl back...
Blazed, tripping out in my room
listening to Jimi Hendrix
Judy, stoned: This music is so majestical.
My best friends little brother...
is really high, and we’re listening to my friend, who has an amazing voice, sing just for fun
Him: Whoa, did you have to suck Michael Jackson’s dick to get that kind of musical talent?
Almost There
smoking before homecoming
Me: I feel like a microwaved pizza…not baked, but really warm.
Feeenin..
*The bell just rings for lunch, me my cousin, my friends Q & E are bouta go back to Q’s for a sesh.
E; *Running to the car “GUYS COME ONE! HURRY UPPP!!!”
Me; “Hahaha, whaat tha fuck?!”
Q; “Eliza, she’s a feene.. She’s a feen for weed”
E; “Shut up it’s the first time in like a year!”
Me: Uhhh huhh, sure!
E;...
i'm surprised i can type in complete senteces, let...
Scotty: how are you? Dominique: right now, absolutely lovely. though i’m extremely high at the moment so that’s why. Scotty: i’m happy that you’re happy but i’m not happy that you’re high Dominique: lately i’m only happy if i’m high, so if you’re happy that i’m happy you must therefore also be happy that i’m high Scotty: i...
After smoking, before eating jello
Me: can I have a Jello?
Biz: don’t try it yet, give the marijuana a second to leak its taste out.
Me: what the fuck?
Me and my friends were sat in the park having rolling a joint peacfully when a man walked over and said “dont worry i am of duty i can see you are skinning and was wondering if i can buy a spliff off you” long story short he smoked a spliff with us then we got the police man a bud and he gives a spliff back :)