April 2011
4 posts
North
So my friend and I are on the balcony, smoking a cig after blazing and this conversation happens.
Aaron: So… when you’re lost in the woods… and they tell you to go north… why? Me: with a holy-shit look on my face dude! Aaron: Like wtf are you going to run into? Canada?
And then we died of laughter.
oh shit man, you look like...
High as shit after hitting a blunt and a million bowl packs with my good friends in my room
Lauren: Dude, you know who you look like?
Suly: What the fuck?
Lauren You look like Count Dracula from Sesame Street!!!!
Me: Oh shit, you do! You do!
Maya: Hahahahahahaha
Lauren: Dude, will you start talking like him?
Suly: What the hell, no!
Me: Start counting! You do look like him!
Lauren: ONE,...
you know you're high when...
(via texts)
Me: “Guess who is”
C: “…high?”
Blow Up Dolls
Brother: Yeah this fucker was bragging about his blow up dolls.
Me: That’s definitely something you don’t go around telling people about Diego.
Brother: You’re sick bro.
Diego: Whatever bitch.
Brother: You are! I bet you fucking strangle them then slit there throat and watch them deflate slowly.