fuck the police

i was hanging out on a street corner with some mates and a policeman walks over, i have a bag of weed hidden in my hat.

police: Hello, what are you guys doing?

me: just waiting for someone..

police: have you got any drugs on you?

me: no, of course not.

police: wanna buy some, got fuckloads in my van!

i laughed and he left!

me: SHITT!!

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   I’m fucking high as shittt and this is cracking me up.

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