my first time with edibles.

Me and my two best friends came up with this ingenious plan: Make weed brownies. Needless to say, it was a huge success.

Basically, we bought a half an ounce, and just poured it into our brownie mix, since we were all n00bs, we didn’t know to make hash butter, we used a 9X9 pan and cut the brownies into 9ths. We each ate three. Two hours later it hadn’t kicked in, so we in defeat headed to the big burger. I crossed into the threshold of this greasy little place and it hit me, like a brick wall going 70mph, we were only in there for twenty minutes before they kicked us out. The three of us were laughing hysterically, at everything, for some reason that mozzarella stick was too damn funny, salt and pepper shakers might as well have been Dane Cook on stage. I honestly can’t believe we made it home alive that night.

but my story doesn’t end there.

The whole ride home I was convinced I was on a roller coaster, and I loved it, and when we finally got settled inside I somehow managed to turn into a fucking airplane, like I got up, Patrick was like “whatchaaaa doin Skkkkkyyyyeeee” and I looked at him in all my high glory, stuck out my hands, began to sit down in slow motion and replied “I’m landing MOTHAFUCKKKKA.”

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